shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

(via sorry)

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

(Source: michaxl, via thedivinetreasury)

clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of

(via pizza)

me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

folkmessiah:

gonna watch some HISTORICAL FICTION gonna become EMOTIONALLY INVESTED gonna learn TRUE FACTS gonna get PUMPED gonna go to the LIBRARY

(via merboimalarky)

alisonisthegreateststar:

If you wanna be my lover…

….you gotta be prepared for my hour-long rants about fictional female characters and why they are so important.

(via battlestar-venus)

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

image

i took

a shower

(via pizza)

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

image

(via pizza)